Sunday, May 29, 2011

Not Posting Much

Sorry that I haven't been posting much. Yesterday I had to go to a wedding in St. Louis so I didn't really get to do much. At all. I did play persona 3 psp, so I guess that counts as doing something.

Anyway, it was all worth it though because they had a chocolate fountain there. Man I miss that thing.

I'll try to post every day now that I don't have to go anywhere for awhile. Most of it will be about LoL, of course.

Speaking of LoL, I just got an email about the new Tribunal system. Apparently from 16 cases I've done I earned 80 IP. That's just crap. I can buy what? A tier 1 rune. Oh well, I guess it's a decent amount from just doing it in between games. Still, 5 IP from 1 case? Blah. I need a chocolate fountain.

Friday, May 27, 2011

MacLaren is a boss.

He's amazingly awesome and could beat anyone in a 1v5. He could beat hotshotGG in a 1v2 and get a pentakill. Like he could totally do some stuff and get some more kills and do more stuff. He is the most interesting man in the world.

If he were an ice cream he'd be chocolate, because everyone likes him. Except for fags because they don't like chocolate. Wait that makes no sense. Nevermind he'd be vanilla because he's so plain and no one can hate him. That's better.

He did not ask me to write this. That's a lie, don't say that.

Also rawmeat3000 is awesome.

Anyway, for real. His video is here if you haven't seen it and play league of legends. Which is a 10% chance.

I feel so dirty for this post.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

I have the best/worst job ever

I work on the Flow team at target, which basically means I help unload the truck and stock the shelves at 5:30 in the morning. At first I thought it was going to be slow paced, simple, etc. Damn was I wrong.

Unloading the truck is the worst part. It reminds me a lot of that I Love Lucy episode where they get the job wrapping candy. Boxes come down the line and we have to put them on palettes based on what number is on the box. The boxes get stacked pretty high so if you mess that up the boxes will fall or you'll have to re-do it.

This usually lasts about an hour to an hour and a half. After that we have until 8 to get every box unpacked and on the shelves. Half the time we barely make it or are off by about 5 minutes, and there's about 30+ people doing this.

After my first few days, I had 7 blisters all together. Then again I'm lazy as hell so I wasn't expecting something quite so crazy. I love the job, but damn  do I get tired. It never gets boring because there's always something to do, so that's a plus.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

League of Legends vs. Heroes of Newerth

I'm just going to get this out of the way early so I won't have to later on and have people ask questions.

I actually do play HoN a little and I love it. Personally, I play LoL more but that's only because my friends play it since HoN costs money. That's one thing about LoL, you don't have to pay a cent. Sort of.

If you don't buy anything with money in League of Legends then it's basically impossible for you to get every champion. At the same time though there's free weeks and you will rarely ever need every champion in the game.

HoN is fairly cheap for the replay value (Especially since i got it when it was only $10, hell yeah). It's a lot more fast paced and games seem to go a little quicker.

They both have their ups and downs and are both great games. They feel a lot different but skill does somewhat transfer over between the two. It's like comparing apples and oranges, it's hard to do. Even though oranges are obviously superior.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

First Thing's First

This is just going to be a personal blog with all my rants, ideas, etc. I just feel I just need to get some things off my chest.

So, first thing's first.

I fucking hate Teemo. If you've ever played League of Legends, you'll probably know what i'm talking about. That is unless you main him, you little faggot.

He's definitely the most useless champion in the game right now, and yes I do know that Rainman mains him and is a top tier player. You can't do what he does, so stop trying. Unless you can go 10/0/10 on average with him, stop picking him.

And the mushrooms, dear god the mushrooms. Usually they're pretty obvious where they are and I like to pop them for fun, but then there's the people who get crafty and put them in places just  to piss me off. What's that? Someone's low? RANDOM MUSHROOM IN THE WEIRDEST PLACE EVER. And I die.

So, that gets that post out of the way and I will never have to talk about Teemo ever again. I hope.

I guess that kind of kills the point of this blog being named Teemo hate if I'll never talk about him again, but I'm sure i'll get penta-killed by one and come back.